I know I don’t share my life stories nearly enough with you, so today I will bestow upon you a traumatizing event that happened this morning.
So in the middle of our getting ready for school craziness I decide I need to look for a spoon in Spencer’s beautiful Fleurville diaper bag. I’m reaching inside blindly trying to comb Jason’s hair with one hand and feel something that is not a texture I should be feeling. I pull my hand out and all I see is the strap of my cutesy little green wristlet that I never leave home without. I’m pretty confused on why my wristlet is soft to the touch and then I focus my attention 80% on the situation and realize..I’m holding FROG LEGS in my fingers. Bwwaaahh Aahhhhh Aaahhhhh.
I immediately spring off the couch, probably faster than Kermit there even could have, screaming and doing what looks to be interperative dance. Jason is like, “Mommy WHAT HAPPENED” and I’m like, unable to form words and just making unintelligble sounds. I’m not afraid of frogs at all, but this was just a surprise. I pull myself together and walk back over to the bag. I look inside and see that this is no baby frog, this is a full grown tree frog and at this point I’m freaked out and don’t want to touch it.
So we bring the bag outside and dump it out. Kermit comes bounding out and heads for the hills (or in this case flat land since I live in Florida and there are no hills), he has had enough apparently (he simply has no idea). Jason screams, “that frog is HUGE” and he is correct, it was at least the size of my hand.
Urrrgggghhh. Not the way to start a morning. This was at 8:45 and my heart is still thudding. I’m going to the mall this week and purchasing a writstlet that is not green. Just sayin…
Kiss a lot of frogs, no thanks,
MySentimentExactLee
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So you didn’t kiss him to see what would happen on the prince front?
No way girlfriend. I skipped that step. I have my Prince. LOL.
Lee
Eek! I’m not afraid of frogs, but that would freak me out too…
LOL!!! That is so funny! I love it! What is with you and large size creepy things? Last spring it was the giant spider in the car and now it’s a large frog in your bag?
I think I would freak out too! Especially if I wasn’t expecting to find something like that. Have a wonderful weekend!