Chris Evans’ Charity Events And A Government Conspiracy
If you’re around Fenway on Jan 3rd, come support!! Its for a WONDERFUL organization that I’m proud to work with! http://t.co/6f3tafMmbL
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) December 14, 2014
Chris Evans’ Charity Events Good And Plenty
Seriously with Chris Evans already. No human being can be this perfect. Earlier last month when this came across my desk and Evans sent out this Tweet I passed on writing about the event. I simply can’t keep up with all the good this guy does and I’m not a Chris Evans fan site. First and foremost he always supports The Concord Youth Theater where kids learn to be a triple threat. This is the place we owe thanks for coaching our favorite singer/dancer/actor and helping him find the confidence to be the man he is today. Then he held the Pettengill House charity event at his cousin’s restaurant where he invited a meet and greet with his fans even extending earlier hours for his under 18 group to visit.
Then this past Saturday it was a beer and trivia night at Fenway Park to raise money for Christopher’s Haven; A Home for Kids with Cancer When Cancer Hits Home. Christopher’s Haven offers an apartment when you’ll be staying near a hospital away from your own home for a long period of time. This way you don’t need to stress over lodging (especially the cost of lodging) and where you’ll find meals.
Chris even did a drop by the other day to meet with one little boy who was a huge fan of Captain America. He let the little boy tie him up with rope. With rope everyone. Because apparently there just isn’t enough on my plate to write about as it is so now I have to make room in my calendar for this.
Check out the video below.
Chris Evans Protects What Is His
So what have we learned from the above? Chris Evans’ charity is Boston. He doesn’t stand behind anything specific per se. He just wants to see his own city get the help it needs and he’s willing to do everything he can to make that happen. Insert big shiny “My dad’s a dentist” teeth grin. There might have even been a twinkle there, I’m not sure.
Especially His Family (He’s a Mama’s Boy)
But wait, if all of this tooth rotting “No really, I’m just like you. Except I’m Captain America. And also I play Captain America in the Marvel Universe.” seems to be too much, he has extra icing on his cake. He brings his mom everywhere he goes. Not a swell dame not even a close friend. His mom. Sometimes he brings along his whole family. But at all of his charity events she is next to him. Red carpets, she’s his date. Yes ladies and gentlemen, Chris Evans is a mama’s boy. Of course as a “mom blogger” this appeals to my heart. She obviously did an excellent job with her children and Chris wants to show his gratitude. I could learn a thing or two from this lady. Obviously we all could.
All this said I’ve decided Chris Evans is a shiny object. He is the distraction. Obviously tied into some huge government cover up Mr. Good Deed is merely here for our amusement. While we are busy Oohing and Aahing as Chris pulls kittens out of trees our government is obviously working hand in hand with an alien species.
They are currently flying their big spaceship to earth and when they land President Obama will greet them and then they will begin taking over our planet. The Obamas have been granted immunity from the alien invasion and will live out the rest of their lives on a private island shared only with the Evans family and few select others. And before you roll your eyes thinking I’m crazy, Chris has actually been known to speak openly about his support of Obama. This idea of mine isn’t so far fetched.
Aliens are planning a hostile takeover of our planet and the President of the United States has no choice but to make a deal that includes safety for very few people. He needs a distraction. Something to keep the American people happy and believing there is good in the world. Who else better than Captain America. A liberal supporter of all things admirable. And most importantly a man who will do anything for his family. So begins a nonstop tour of charity events where Chris Evans will make you fall for him whether in person, through articles or by TV. Because he can’t lose and we can’t hide from it folks, he is the earth’s true weapon of mass destruction.
In Conclusion There Are Two Things I Know To Be True
For Us: If we are going to go it’s best to do so with a smile on our face. With that being said I think there is a cat in my tree…
For Them: On that island away from the alien space colony the one thing I know the Obamas and Evans’ will have for entertainment will be a tap floor in the basement.